- Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on
- A teacher asked his student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting a successful business?
Students: “Father in law”.
- Exams are like girl friends
– difficult 2 understand
– too many questions
– more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure…
- Boss: Where were u born?
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? … the Whole body was born in India
- 1st friend: hey can i use your mobile to call my girlfriend!
2nd friend: yeha sure just hit redial
- Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
- In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz…
- Teacher: Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs and suddenly you are surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, just waiting to feed on you. What do you do? Student: That is easy, I would just stop imagining right a way
- My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true
- Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not realize that I am not reading the same newspaper each day! but a new one everyday